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26 Things Drunk Gals Do or Think on a Night Out…

1. OH-EM-GEEZE, I look like a right heifer in this outfit; NAAAAT HAPPY! But no worries, I’ll totes get drunk and it’ll be dark in the club, anywayz. 2. I probs shouldn’t drink a bottle of wine before I go out but this whole bottle costs less than one drink from the club; I’m just being financially friendly, obvs! 3. Eeeek, taxi is here; I may as well reapply my foundation for the 8th time already before I get in; apparently a waxwork of Mickey Rouke is exactly what I’m going for in my drunken state. 4. “Taxi Driver, please can you turn the radio up!” Cue 30 mins of… Read more »